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Don't worry abo... ...oh.

To be fair, that confused me a bit :lolol:

No no no, you see he's COVERED that here: "Our job is to anticipate risks to the safety and security of our stadium, and the people within it, and then mitigate or eliminate those risks wherever it is practical to do so – not wait for an incident to occur before we take action". See ? It's not...

Well, one doesn't like to brag. A burger, a pint and a packet of Starburst I think, if memory serves.

Its the same every year. You get a batch of part-time minimum wage student newbies at the start of every season who have never worked the tills before, have never heard of Bovril, and can barely comprehend the concept of "rounding up". I once bought some stuff that came to £10.20, handed over a...

They will indeed. I understand the policy is then to pour the contents all over the laptop.

Unless its full of ACID

OK, so the bottle lid removal requirement saves us all from injury and/or death in 2 ways: 1. A bottle that has been luzzed is likely to cause less damage if the liquid is spilling out. 2. A bottle that is on the floor without a lid will simply crush if someone steps on it, whereas if it has a...

If a terrorist wanted to detonate a device and cause untold carnage, he wouldn't even have to try to get into the ground. He could stroll up to the Amex with his vest packed with explosives at the end of the game, head for one of the exits, and detonate. Or just stand in the train queue. So why...

Has anyone, in the history of the world, ever been hit by a flying flask at football ? I've never heard of it. My dad (78) has routinely taken a flask of coffee along with him for donkeys years, particularly in the winter months. To say he is pissed off about this would be an understatement...