A professional footballer at the highest level shouldn't NEED a 'fitness team' to get him into shape. There's no excuse for carrying timber, it shows a poor professional attitude. That's how he ended up at the shithole that is Stoke.
Mentioned previously, but Jonny Evans has a £3m relegation release clause in his contract. He clearly won't be on buttons, but that is an absolute STEAL for a quality CB who is still only 30. In the unlikely event of us losing Dunk this summer, I'd be all over that.