Well, the line about the Cup Final being shown on the big screen during the beer festival caught my eye, and triggered that memory of what a big screen beamback at Selhurst actually entails.
I'm sure most of the punters will be far more interested in the beer than the football though anyway...
Err...no its not. Its the shoddy effort put on by your spiv chairman to show your Cup Final on the "big screen" at Selhurst. It failed so miserably that everyone was forced to stand around in your dingy ramshackle concourses to watch it there instead, IF they actually wanted to see the game. And...