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Yup. People who wear sunglasses indoors are the equivalent of those dense cocksmoking SPACKLOIDS who drive around with their their front spoiler foglights on when its not even slightly misty.

Your observations are duley noted, but I would have to disagree with your conclusion - Ollie Murs could very well be a cockwomble AND a bell cheese, the terms are not by any means mutually exclusive. In fact, he doesn't even need to be wearing a hat for us to know that.

I'll expand on that, and declare that pretty much ANYONE in a hat which isn't being worn for practical reasons (ie warmth or shade), looks like a bona-fide 24 carat COCKWOMBLE to me. Any kind of trilby. Those jaunty little "pork pie" hats. Ski hats in the summer. And don't even get me STARTED on...