Sadly I'm getting older and have a horrible feeling I've beaten that. The worst bit is when pubes cover the piss hole on my cock meaning it sprays all over the seat and sometimes onto the floor. :(
Probably at the Amex. I find it so hard to get going with fans waiting behind, even when I desperately need one at half-time. I know it's a psychological thing as I never have problems at home. I usually leave my seat on 40 minutes and pre-order a Harveys as the staff are almost always polite. I...