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  1. Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews

    Took skin off banana to reduce price at Tesco self service today...

    Don't, I had a stag doo once in Bournemouth, ended up in a single with no "facilities" so i pissed in the bin, opened the window onto a sloping roof, but lost all my "cleverness" and instead of simply tipping it out threw the whole thing, waking up the whole b n b as the metal bin bounced off...
  2. Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews

    Took skin off banana to reduce price at Tesco self service today...

    Half a leek goes in the bin, just sayin
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