I'd say
"Because its quite a ridiculous, unecessary question",
"Late contender for stupidest thread of the year"
"get lost"
"Go and support Barnsley. It should make you happy"
"dont belittle Mr Bloom with such a ridiculous thread"
"Step back now while your dignity is still intact." are all...
Have to say the hysterical reaction from some posters exemplify the worst side of NSC. The OP posted a hypothetical question, for the vast majority of us (including the OP it seems) the answer is very simple. If you don't like the question, don't answer it. It could very well be that one...