I hope you're joking. I have a wife and two grown-up daughters who would never let me forget it if I had said anything deliberately talking about the weaker sex!
And the rest of my post was trying to be constructive as well - call in the experts.
Are you on a wind-up, or just trying to confuse BG even more. Corgi is gas - Confederation of registered GAS installers,
I would favour, though, the calling in the experts. Our oven stopped working half way through cooking a chicken a few days ago. Called someone out to look at it - took a few...