I'm taking no chances!
The old 'No2' is something I don't contemplate at the Amex - well, not after 3pm anyway. Half time, and not only is the seat covered in assorted specimens, but the floor is like a swimming pool - which by coincidence, usually has wee in it.
Not sure if it's just me, but peeing in two different directions at once, and having the dilemma of choosing which strand of liquid gold should hit the target...