I'd forgive anybody absolutely ANYTHING to get us to the promised land of the Premier League.
Osama Bin Laden could come and play for us if he could guarantee scoring enough goals.
Well, he could if he could play football, and if he wasn't dead of course.
Me thinks that you are in cloud cuckoo land here. Why on earth would Bournemuff want to loan him out when they have just splurged millions on him, and they are short of strikers themselves.
A wonderful idea though.