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I agree. So Gully's GILFs it is then! Open Auditions upstairs at the Pav Tav after the Fulham game.

I admire the sentiment but that is old hat. "Gully's Gender Neutral and Fully Inclusive Gang" is surely the correct approach in 2023?

Maybe "Mick Small" is code to alert Mr Bloom when the recruitment super computer has just identified another teenage wonderkid for us to go and sign?

Oh yes, sorry I changed my mind mid-sentence. I was going to make a sensible observation about how uncomfortable I was with young girls dancing in front of old men and how I figured that was my problem, easily solved by not watching. But then I wanted to go back to my default flippant state and...

Whilst I obviously wasn't serious I dare say the original "girls" should all be adults now so it would be less problematic these days. Maybe the answer us to target a different demographic? How about Gully's Grannies instead?

Bring back Gully's Girls? Mind you we have been enjoying the new E-bar beer dispensers in WSL so half time lagers are viable now.