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Emelka was the new Messiah when we were desperate for one. Scored and put in two towering performances. Gutted when he had to go, until he made his debut abroad a little later and I think got a 1 out of 10 in the local rag.

I remember joking about the USA's keeper being a twat and as convincing as Sylvester Stalone in Escape to Victoria and then a mate said 'What him?' and pointed to our new keeper. I think we expected his third appearance to be away to Watford, but he joined them instead.