Regrettably I was once a Chelsea fan, aged 10, but in the great days of Osgood, Bonnetti, Hudson, McCreadie, Houseman, Harris, Webb, Hinton, Dempsey, Hollins, Weller, Cooke, and Hutchison.
Especially when they out-dirtied Leeds in the 1970 Cup final.
Fortunately I saw the error of my ways, and...