Also used laxatives on the pub landlords dog
Once we printed up about 60 party invites to a party we were supposedly having and invited everyone saying
It's a lads party so everyone went over to this little village hall where there were 30 old ladies having a whist drive
Many years ago in site we had the bosses son working with us and we told him the release oil (used on shutters to make sure they didn't stick to concrete ) was a great suntan lotion
He then poured it all over himself and basically fried himself over the course of the day