I think I've been cheering the wrong side. I've now worked out that we're playing in black and attacking the South Stand in the first half.
0-0 at half-time but we're now attacking the North Stand.
Do we know if Monsieur Maupay is any good at eSports? I get the impression that he spends more time reading than gaming.
I reckon some kiddy from the U-18's might have been a better bet.