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Okay. What part of anything that I've posted is bollocks? Because from where I'm sitting it all seems to be coming from you. And no, that's not being sarcastic, I think it's a fair comment.

No we didn't. We gave guarantees and short-term loans and the National Audit Office estimates that the net cost to the UK taxpayer is £5bn not including investments yet to draw dividends.

Actually - let me make this simpler for Camicus. You pay NI contributions for yours and others' NHS care and future pensions. Pensions are only paid when you retire - in the future. Therefore there needs to be some of that money left that you've paid for you to get a pension. We live in an...

Have you not read the article? There is no surplus, there hasn't been for years. The accumulated surplus built up is dwindling rapidly because of pension costs so we're running at a deficit. We need that money to pay pensions, It's not saving for a rainy day at all. Christ on a bike, if you...

I'm not going to be sarcastic but I will tell you that I think that article is incredibly misleading - actually it's entirely wrong. The surplus of £30 billion is in the National Insurance Fund and has been dropping rapidly from over £50 billion in 2009 to £30 billion in 2013 and the Government...

BrightonMark? Hitler?

Delirious? Incredible? Superficial? Complicated?

cute?

You're alright, you're just a bit thick.

I thought you'd already said your farewells and left. It's no good flouncing if you're going to keep popping back up on this thread to say goodbye.

Not in the bum, I hope. He's not gay.

Distressed?

Yay! To hell with punctuation, literacy and ensuring you've got everything in place on a chat forum! That's for squares and geeks. ...oh. :(

What about DaveinDave? He's still staying though isn't he?

Wrong film. That's Trainspotting.

First rule of Dave Club: No-one turns up to fight at Dave Club. Second rule of Dave Club: If you turn up to fight at Dave Club, bring a knife. Third rule of Dave Club: ellipsis. We need lots of ellipsis.

What about the self-inflicted wounds that you regularly give yourself on here? You could be like Tyler Durden in Fight Club, beating yourself up in Prague car parks on a Friday night.....and I know what your alter ego could call themselves: DaveInDave. See what I did there? This could work, you...

Perhaps because he didn't have enough room to type every religion as his username so he picked one at random, perhaps Pastafarianism is a symbolic metaphor for all religion and it's a convenient play on the word Rastafarianism that fits in with the 'flying noodle' parody. I dunno Dave. It's a...

It's a religion. You think all religion is nonsense. You don't care that God botherers are offended when someone mocks their religion. Or do you? I don't know. I'm not sure you do too. Maybe we could have a fight to sort it out. I won't turn up if you promise not to turn up either. And no...

What do you care if he offends a religion? You're not very consistent with your opinions.