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Hark now here the Brighton sing We got here anyway But as Southern Rail are so fvcking shit We'll get home on Boxing Day

To the tune of 'We Three Kings'... We the fans of Albion are Some came in taxis, some came in cars Some came on scooters, beeping their hooters So Southern can shove their trains Right up their arse

Jingle bells jingle bells Jingle all the way Thank fvck Santas got some reindeer And not Southern to pull his sleigh

To the tune of Chattanooga choo choo... Pardon me boy, is that a Southern Rail choo choo? (No! No!) Southern are sorry to announce That the guards are having a flounce :flounce: