(Slightly boring, slightly boastful story coming up, don't read if easily bored)
Ah ha! Well If the Scottish FA had gone to Chichester College in early 1978 they'd have seen a guy there called Hassan Nayebagha. He played for the Maths department in the College inter-departmental football...
When the Scots go on about 'English arrogance', and how the fans always seem to think that the English team are world-beaters - it never hurts to remind them of 1978.