By looking at the replies. Some played along (fataddick) and some like yourself and metal mickey fell for it hook line and sinker.
And I know what you're thinking at the moment - you're thinking "Shit, I've made myself look a right tit here, how can I get out of this without making it worse?"...
For crying out loud there are some right RETARDS on here these days. Even when it became obvious that London Pompous was taking the piss some STILL thought he was serious. I wonder what on earth they thought 'Lumbago' was?