Footballers doing that really annoying thing where they put their heads in front of their mouths when talking, so that no one can lip read. There was an even a clip of two United fans doing it in the stand last night.
One of the newest ones I’ve come across recently is PROJECT. It seems to be the first thing that players mention when they sign for a new club. What is this project? Is it winning as many games as possible and finishing as high as you can?
'You COULDN'T write a script like this'. Well, you could and you can. It's a last minute winner in a sport where goals are quite commonplace. It's not the bloody matrix.