I'm surprised to read this coming from you, a connoisseur of both the cheese football and a ploughman's lunch (we need to re-visit the latter BTW).
The savoury buns are an absolute triumph of modern fusion cuisine.
The M&S Extremely Cheesy variety are food heaven. Toasted with lots of butter...
Genuinely stunned that the stodgy doughy bottom isn't romping this.
I wonder if there's scope to set up some sort of swap system - I'll give you my tops if you give me your bottoms.