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A journalist from the Standard was trying to make a thing tonight about a banana being thrown at Zaha, It's the done thing right now or something. As you say, it wasn't a banana but it was a pie. Criminal. Why waste a pie on that ****?

So, they rock up in Sussex in their sixth (I think) year of their Premier League project. They start the game without a striker, and with that fat bloke Sakho (or Sako, possibly, I'm not sure, I lose track) as their zillion pound defender. They had no quality at all. Anywhere. Literally no...