(As in "Shit ground, no fans")
Shit trains, no staff,
Shit trains, no staff.
Or, alternatively:
Shit staff, no trains,
Shit staff, no trains.
Both versions work well.
(Pointing towards the railway line)
There's sniffles there,
There's sniffles there,
There's sniffles there,
There's sniffles there
(repeat until bored)