All sounds extremely dubious Jam. At the end of Where Eagles Dare would you have gone out of the plane's door or taken your chances with the military tribunal back in London in the hope of getting off with a slap on the wrists for high treason?
First Announcer (Michael Palin): Good evening. Here is the news for Bobby Zamora:
Bobby Zamora was not involved in an accident on the M-1 today when a Lorry carrying High-octane fuel was in collison with a bollard. That's a BOLLARD and *NOT* a BOBBY ZAMORA. A spokesman for Bobby Zamora said he...
Today's the day bravo victor. Keep your mince pies locked on NSC until close of play at 2400hrs today and Bozza will have delivered you your man. #good times