I couldn't give a flying fudge about Black Friday one way or the other and I will be nipping over to spAsda at lunchtime to see if there's anything worth buying, although I suspect that all the main booty will be long gone.
Exactly, lemmings buying more unnecessary consumer bullshit to fill their homes and lives, or as Renton from Trainspotting always says about Black Friday:
"Choose a f***ing big television, choose an Xbox One with COD Advanced warfare for £265, choose washing machines, choose paying £149.99...