Why don't we just bite the bullet and adopt some well known chants for our players? I went to Havant & Waterlooville v Concord on Saturday as Havant beat them with a last minute winner to win the National South title in their own Aguero moment. They manage a song for every player which was...
Woke up this morning feeling fine
I've got Dale Stephens on my mind
He's got us playing the way the Albion should (oh yeah)
Something tells we're into something good
Love the tune, but can't see anyone learning the order of those lyrics. What about simplifying at as the Dale Stephens chant:
So throw your arms out wide,
Dale Stephens is the engine of our side.
[repeat]
We could nick the Scottie Sinclair chant from Celtic for Jamie Murphy to the tune of The Logical Song by Scooter. (gonna take some quick fire learning though...)
Oh he's Jamie Murphy and he is so wonderful,
When he scores a goal,
Oh it is beautiful,
It's magical,
When he runs down your...
I think it might be quite funny following Knockeart's attempt at the Kolo is for us to adapt the Tomer to include Juri.
So, go low for:
Tomer Tomer Tomer Tomer Tomer Hemed
(go high for)
Juri Juri Juri Juri Juri Juri Skalak
and then repeat for ages until everyone is going low then high, like...