Right then:
Yo-yo that lights up for using and relieving tension when on the phone to the Muppets - or Team Leaders as they are otherwise known(I told her that we were no longer a yo-yo club)
Socks for wearing on match days
Oven Gloves for hoicking her chips out of the oven
And a bar of...
These may well be close - I was having a right moan the other day about the number of empty plastic bottles she keeps under the sink, with an equal amount of bottle tops - none of which fit any of the bottles!
Mrs Bodian showed me an email on her phone this evening that she thought was spam and asked me how to mark it as such.
I couldn't help but notice that further down her inbox was one from 'Seagulls Direct' starting 'Dear Mrs Bodian...'
Now, I can't imagine she is buying something for herself...