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No letters, but what about someone putting their own , possibly Churchill, style quote after their email signature? Meaning "I'm so clued up on this ,and think it is so important" (name)....

Have to confess I have joined in the Christmas Jumper larks, even if to just liven up a dull work day. Though it is a more restrained, tasteful "Val Doonican" number. I will enjoy some w*nking later :)

Time to bring out the Elf and Safety objection, as I'm sure there is a ruling that if the office temperature goes over a certain level, you can go home. One office I work at had a fault with their heating, 27 degrees and no way of opening the windows......bloody horrible.

I expect your office rodent population appreciates thethe crumbs. I've noticed those little boxes of RAT poison in our office, which is up two flights of stairs.

Presumably its her choice to get up the duff, so why contribute? Lifestyle choice, innit.

I think most people who post on this thread are the type who are quite happy to just to get on with their work, without the drama that others seem to need.

BC and annoying I would say. Was he the Pope or something? On that note, can someone please tell me what "Granularity" means. Seen it used in an work email today. Top Business BS it would seem.

My boss uses lastminute.com, and confused.com. Surely it must be worth asking if he is a bellcheese.com???

Luckily, I don't have to put up with any music in my office. Though I have worked in places that play either Heart ,I have to laugh at their claims of "More music variety". What about playing something where someones playing a guitar then???? Or even worse..Magic "Divorce" FM. There's only so...

I could nominate the "Well-Being" Manager, who is due to come along to do a "session" at out meeting to discuss the EOS results. Every BC, needs W-B Manager.....:)

Our email system nearly crashed a while ago because of someone clicking on reply all. It was that and everyone involved replying "take me off this list" and "Don't do a reply all". A few arguements even started. Think it resulted in about 300 emails arriving in my box. Was a magnificent day to...

I think I'm suffering the curse of the Employee Opinion Survey.. One happened several weeks ago, and the results came out. There's now got to be a action plan created on where the results were down (so we get more work, even though we complained). Then some people ticked the box that they...

"Yes, and I'm doing the other half tomorrow" is the correct response to such attempts at wittery.

You mean there are people like this? Not sure I've met anyone who likes coming back to work after holidays. These people need a kicking. Talking about animals at work, I am getting slightly concerned at the Rentokil chap in the office, putting down those rat/mice poison boxes around the place...

Were these PFL Lunches, as Mr Farage calls them (Proper, F*cking, Lunches). That would 6 bottles of wine between your former female colleagues.

I can never understand the bunches of keys thing, does she have a mini cuddly toy with them too? Perhaps she was a gaoler in an earlier life. Kind of bell cheese free here, though there is one chap here who seems to want to speak louder than everyone else, though he seems quiet today. Maybe...

Played on loudspeaker? I'm SHOCKED, she can get away with that. That said, quite often we have to endure Magic "Divorce" FM or even worse Heart FM on the PA. I'm lucky I have some music therapy in the car.

Time to resurrect this fine thread. Usually my working situation if fine, but I now found myself at another office working with the worst utter moaning jobsworth ever. I've just had the pleasure of working 3 night shifts with him. He, yes he, spends most of the time moaning about our...

One of the Royal Mail offices I worked at years ago, actually had 2 cats on the payroll. For the purpose of catching vermin. Not that they did that much. See, cats have their uses....