Do the needful is such an Indianism. My old job included running a team in Bangalore remotely and that seemed to be the cornerstone of their English capability.
Sometimes right, sometimes wrong but ALWAYS certain
When describing a conversation:
He goes/she goes... and then they went....
They didn't chuffing GO anywhere you idiot(s).
Also should probably merge this thread with Bell cheeses at work one.
Sometimes right, sometimes wrong but ALWAYS certain