What happened? Did he come good on the scratchcards. You might know one millionaire who dresses like a dosser but there are very few dossers who dress like millionaires. Unless they're nudists.
I've seen Ollie Murrs in Leigh on sea on three occasions. On one he had a small trilby hat on which no decent milliner could have crafted for him as it was probably three sizes too small. He was outside a trendy eatery with some other knob on another occasion he was wearing a baseball cap and...
This is how we know Jesus was not an Englishman. He is hardly ever depicted wearing socks with his sandals. We do so, obviously, as a counter to our ridiculous climate. One can leave ones house in the morning and it's a heat wave. By two oclock it's bloody freezing and your bare feet horribly...