Ah yes. Like the "chequer gate" scandal when it turned out that the chips served with the filet mignon were from Aldi rather than "organic specially selected" as advertised. "Deep Throat" turning out to be Mrs. Skaggs from the kitchen.
That shows what you know. The Worthing Herald is viewed in the same way as the Washington Post for its swashbuckling style and rapier like investigative journalism.
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Herald knows.
You say that LB but, as I recall, you were recently HOSPITALISED by a mystery illness..does the name Alexandre Litvanyenko ring any bells? Haven't you noticed those men with dark suits slipping mystery "powders" into your Harvey's in Dicks.
They're coming for you too mate. You know too much...
My money is on heavies from the club trying to intimidate Harty into stopping his hate crusade in the Herald by sitting behind his (empty) seat and swearing. Mind you...I expect there was a lot of swearing at the AMEX on Sarurday.