It's doable. Ok, let's imagine that you defeat Fulham AND West Ham...both of whom are as shit as you you will probably scrape them by one goal. HULL are marginally less shit than you so my money is on either a draw or loss. You will then (probably) still have a hefty goal difference deficit...
How can Pulis claim to be "surprised" that there's a relegation clause capping wages at 15 grand a week? Also, did he seriously expect Prince Valiant would act as a proper professional chief exec? Hasn't he seen the mans HAIR.