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A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgery. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, Cuddles has passed away." The distressed owner wailed...

Two "ladies" were having lunch together and discussing the merits of Cosmetic Surgery. The first lady said, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job done." The second lady said, "Oh that's nothing! I'm thinking of having my arsehole bleached!" To which the first lady...

Well done............:clap:

Good job i was around............this was heading for page 2............:ohmy:

201 replies on a totally meaningless thread.............whatever next.:lolol: :lolol:

Is this still here..........i can't believe you lot are still posting on it. :nono:

Count Dracula is on the pull in London. He spends the night drinking > Bloody Mary's in various clubs and biting on unsuspecting women's > necks. > > He is heading for home, wandering around Covent Garden sometime > before sunrise. Suddenly he is hit on the back of the head. He looks >...

I agree.............:lolol:

Is it Janet Street Porter, or is it Red Rum?

Me too...........bouncing threads isn't big and it isn't clever.;)