I did see this on TwiXXer that the Palace fans were amused by the half and half. We're amused by their shit ground, aren't in European competition, and the fact they have a geriatric manager. They're amused by a scarf. I'd hazard a guess at which is funnier.
Looked it up:
from wiki
"a large area spanning nine provinces in the Veneto and Friuli Venezia Giulia regions, and named after the village of Prosecco, which is in the province of Trieste, Italy"
"About 95% of all cava is produced in the Penedès area in Catalonia, Spain, with the village of...
Most cheap Prosecco is artificially gasified while I think all cava has a second fermentation in the bottle like champagne does. There is some high end cava that is easily as good as Champagne.
Prosecco has to be from a specific geographic region and use a particular type of grape. It’s made using a different technique than champagne though so it’s possible to get sparkling, semi-sparkling and even still Prosecco (this is why a dry cava is a better wine than Prosecco if you want cheap...