This could be read before the match.
Sussex Won’t be Druv
Some folks as come to Sussex,
They reckons as they know -
A durn sight better what to do
Than simple folks, like me and you,
Could possibly suppose.
But them as comes to Sussex,
They mustn't push and shove,
For Sussex will be Sussex...
If only Richard Attenborough could come back from the dead and reprise his role in Miracle on 34th Street and instead call it Miracle at Falmer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbsuAbTTsV8