I'm popeye the sailor man
I live in a dustbin (garbage in the US) can
I like to go swimmin' with bow-legged women
I'm popeye the sailor man.
(Toot! Toot!)
There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a c*nt I would f*ck it."
Since you opened up the Nantucket lines.
They were started by a Princeton University professor in 1902. The f*ck it rhyme...