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We’re having a lot of bad days at the office at the moment. If it carries on RdZ will find someone has put his stapler in a jelly.

Come on, I really hate the idea of losing to both the Australian cricket team and Sean Dyche (the sporting axis of evil) in one afternoon

We just seem to be so f***ing weak. We need someone to be a hard bastard in the middle, like Biss and Moises were. There are options out there for this but we’re more focused on bringing in elderly Liverpool players and looking for the next wonder kid. We’ve taken the eye off the ball for the...

Good grief we’re shite

Ferguson gone from the Irish Haaland to the Irish Akpom

Still at least everyone can moan about the ref to mask that we’re playing absolutely terribly

Would help if we stopped passing it straight to Everton players TBH

Boo

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Well at least that means Man Utd aren’t going to be poaching de Zerbi

An early goal is, of course, famously what you most want to concede against Dyche teams

‘Sake

BBC Sussex confirming Lamptey replaced on the bench by Hinshelwood, so presumably a setback

Lads, it’s Dyche. We’re f***ed.