Not so sure about the bad boy lifestyle, but take all those out and Team Skalak should be doing well here. His hair isn't long, but it's clearly ridiculous.
Jiri Skalak has done two things of note in a Brighton shirt.
1. Achieved the highest ever ratio of quality of player vs quality of best goal (terrible / amazing).
2. Posed in in his garden while stood on a bucket to celebrate promotion.
Utterly mental.