There's something quite hilarious in rival football fans comparing countryside.
If Torquay United fans could see Pendle Hill from their homes, then no doubt they would be in the Premier League as well.
I don't think that any of us 'get' modern art but to be fair it doesn't look that bad and at least it plays a tune, unlike the Angel or the North say which I think looks quite awful.
A bit like the "whole" country thinking that Brighton is full of Julian Clary types and smackheads.
I don't think that though because I'm not a dribbling idiot.