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Tell us a joke then Trig? For the record that comment made previously was genius.

This is by far the most sensible suggestion yet.

Did you know Chuck Norris is so fast he can run round the world and punch himself on the back of the head?

Yeah I was only kidding anyway. I have no time for people like that and quite frankly liken it to trying to communicate with a slug. Similar intellectual capacity and looks to boot.

Yep. I guess according to the good and the great of NSC I have failed miserably today. You cannot even imagine how sad that makes me :-(

Well just for clarification, I am not a paedo. In fact I find them rather abhorrent.

Sadly the moment to act has passed. Her and her little darlings departed the train at Trowbridge. She is clearly married to her brother who is also her cousin. Explains it all.

You're missing the point Mr Mero. Lol

now this is a very good point indeed. I have lived in Pompey for 4 years now and one thing you don't want to do is mess with a Pompey girl!

I'm not sure if there is any way to defeat somebody like that, other than giving her a slap (which isn't in my nature) am still in shock over it all if I am honest. Just remarkable the lack of respect one person can have for a total stranger. I am wearing a James May esque flowery shirt so...

Perhaps she is Jamies Mum? Or Auntie?

Very very very ropey. Probably would have been up for it though

I agree; however she is right down the other end of the carriage and I am comfortably sitting down now, there are a shit load of people standing in the way and quite frankly I cannot be bothered. Really appreciate all of your useful advice though. NSC never lets me down.

There is no bloody first class on this service. Otherwise I would be in it!

Oh and because the train is busy the guard cannot move down the train. Have already had that little announcement

Is OK have found alternative seat now. These people are just not worth the effort. Plus I don't wanna get any bad karma before Sunday. COME ON THE ALBION!

Doesn't mean you can behave like a total wanker. Genuine conversation on train that just happened just now. Train is from Cardiff Central to Portsmouth. Me: Excuse me you are in my seat (said with seat reservation in hand) Lady: Well I don't care I think it is more important that my...