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    completely plausible but FALSE facts about NSCers

    pasty was raised by wild wolves. Mmmm, wolf milk...
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    Paxton Dazo is a member of the oddball religious sect "The Cult of the Flying Spaghetti Monster"
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    Trigger once met the Wurzels. The photo he has of him with them takes pride of place on his mantlepiece next to his "I tried my best" rosette he won in the 1988 Special Sports Day.
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    Trigger has a small patch of parsley growing out of his left buttock. He currently claims free prescriptions and gets into Withdean on a disabled ticket for this minor ailment. Tut.
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    (Never let me forget that, will you!?) hkfc masquerades as Cuddles the Gorilla at childrens parties. How he passed the CRB checks is anyone's guess.
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    Nibble is the proud owner of a Rolf Harris cartoon club badge. He also smells faintly of cabbage.
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    Fourteenth Eye is an immigrant forced to flee his home country after the Great Raisan War. Tragically, he lost 3 hairs in this battle.
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    Hiney is the last surviving member of the Zordon race, a kind of Turtle-folk who eat turd popsicles.
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    Nibble once appeared on an episode of Jeremy Kyle entitled "So I blew a horse"
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    Lord Bracknall once shat out an entire walnut untouched.
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    completely plausible but FALSE facts about NSCers

    Mendoza has deformed genitals and shows them off when drunk.
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