The last time I played Scrabble I dropped all my letters and it spelt disaster...
Alternative version:
My dog ate some of the Scrabble tiles. His next shit could spell disaster...
My local paper stopped publishing the mini-minors footy results many years ago.
This was a shame because it was always a bit of fun to check if Tigers Utd Under 9s had been thumped 24-0 by whoever was top of the league that week.
There were genuinely teams with no goals for and 140+ goals...