Some writer described Maguire as an "armoire" after his performance against Brazil. I had to look it up; it's French for an enormous wardrobe. I think that's about right, although the wardrobe might be a bit quicker.
Regarding West Hams second goal, the issue is consistency. If we're going to allow quick free kicks, then do it all the time. The number of refs that won't allow them far outweighs those that will. IMO.