Glenn Thomas
Despite what Wiki says, he never played for us at all.
And I witnessed all three times he took to the field in the stripes and proceeded to literally decompose as a living entity, in form and spirit and anything that once passed as human dignity, like Lord Voldemort on the...
Top work. He was almost always an unused sub. Back in the day when we were allowed only one sub, and the sub could be used only if a player suffered a life-threatening injury.
How this oaf played 3 for us is unfathomable. I saw them all. How many OGs was it? Goal gifts through being shit, I remember 3 including 2 at Bentford. What a shocker. A nutcracker cluster. A Spock's trumpet. A one-legged man at an arse-kicking party. A chocolate tea-pot. A rubber bicycle...