I'm sure this is an old joke that has been told in a version on NSC before but I remember an Ed Fringe comedian telling a joke about going to a lowly Scottish match with a crowd in the hundreds and seeing an over-swearing guy, there with his four year old son, shouting angrily with frequent C...
A couple of posh boys a few rows back where one talks loudly telling the other one what is happening and usually getting the players names wrong......because I just grab any seat I can get a ticket for when down for a match there always seem to be a (different) pair nearby somewhere.....should...