“Bonjourno”
“Yes, who is it please?”
“Is you, Bryan, yeez?”
“Yes, sorry, who is this calling please?”
“Is Roberto, De Zerbi”
“…..Er, hello, how can I help you Roberto?”
“Wella, we comma unstuck eh 4 a nil down at half time. Is very bad luck. So we likea you comma play next Thursday Mr Wade…”