"Hello? Is that Norwich Union? I'm calling about my claim for my broken fibia."
"Oh yes. We're just assessing it. Can you send a life-size picture of the shin guards you were wearing? We've only got a thumbnail."
"That is a life-sized picture." :moo:
Pro players, I suppose, can do what they like. After all, it's their career and they (and their club) are the ones that will have to do battle with insurance companies surrounding contributory negligence if they get their shin snapped wearing a pair of those pointless affectations, designed to...