Top justification for including Fernandes:
Bruno Fernandes (Manchester United): What a cracking finish by Fernandes. (This is the only actual reference to him or his performance).
I was keen to see how United might react after their Champions League defeat in midweek against Bayern Munich...
Thanks ChatGPT:
"Well, you see, Kaoru Mitoma had an exceptional game against Bournemouth, and I couldn't help but be impressed. I mean, he scored twice, right? That's like, double the goals of some other players. And isn't that what football is all about?
Plus, he's got this unique name, Kaoru...