Only just got round to watching his 'highlights' reel.
Christ he's a clumsy fucker. In about 50% of the 'tackles' on that reel, he doesn't touch the ball at all -just barges his opponent over!
Unconvincing.
Who's that man from Copenhagen?
Who's that man we all adore?
Martin Hjulmand' s double hard
And he loves a yellow card
And no one mentions Moises anymore...