I've seen him "move" in several of those "look at me, I'm going for a run" media event things where he gets out of the blindside of a taxi with photographers present and starts jogging. If a wild zebra can be caught, I wouldn't fancy his chances.
Edit - as per Stat Brother, maybe crocodiles...
I agree and think people are making him out to be more intelligent than he really is. I think he has a deep, inbuilt need (probably from childhood) to get himself into trouble. The reason for this is that talking himself out of trouble is one of the things he's good at and something he really...